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| - Amongst the worst fast food burgers. A step up from Sonic, McDonalds, and Jack in the Box, but not nearly as good as the others. "Not nearly as good as Burger King" ain't the biggest selling point.
What in the world is that crap you call a bun? Easily the worst bun on Earth. I've had better bread in Africa, no joke. A step BELOW wonderbread. Heck, a step below stale wonderbread. Awful. You know those burger buns you get in an 8 pack in the grocery store that are all stuck together? The things you buy because you feel lazy or are strapped for cash? Those are ok. Whataburger isn't. It's far, far, far worse than that. Look at these pictures. The bun is like play-doh or a circus peanut. Gross. Did you read the part where I said it's worse than food in Africa? Because it's worse than food in Africa.
I've been here over 10 times because it's open late and I worked third shift for a couple years. Well, I don't anymore and I tried this place for lunch at noon. Still awful. How the heck could anybody like this place?!
2 stars because it isn't McDonalds, although McDonalds has better buns. But I'd still literally rather get punched than eat a burger with a McDonalds bun.
Whataburger: Worse Than A Punch
edit to add: Also if you go to the drivethrough, expect to wait 20 minutes if there is nobody in front of you. If there is, play a few hands of solitaire on your dashboard. Slow as hell.
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