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  • I am pretty sure my friends and I stumbled into a coke party when we came here for a late bite after a house show back in the Neighborhood. The lights were low, there were people dry humping each other wall-to-wall, and lots of frequent, quick trips in and out of the bathrooms by staff and guests alike. All to a soundtrack of terrible techno. All of this would've been worth a laugh if it weren't for the food. We ordered a vegan pizza, a couple cheese slices, and an order of garlic knots. The vegan pizza was a barely-cooked pie with hummus haphazardly smeared across it. The worst part about it was the paprika - they had attempted to season the hummus, but for some reason, rather than sprinkling the spices across the entire pie, there were 5 distinct, huge mounds of paprika that spotted the pie like an outbreak of chickenpox. The slices came out first, and were cold even before we reminded them that we ordered garlic knots - which took an unholy 20 mintues, after we reminded them. To top it all off - the garlic knots, those of the epic cooking time, were completely cold and raw in the middle. Eddie's pizza is like some bizarre circle of hell.
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