Let's start with the Good:
The woman who served us was very friendly and attentive.
The couches look comfy.
The Bad:
First off, the smell; as my companion described it, it smelled like a layer of brine overtop sewer and vinegar, none of which over powered the sickening smell of old deep fryer oil.
I'd been ready to slam the menu for a lack of vegetarian options (as reported to me prior) but I think they added an eggplant sandwich. I say think because the menu was only in French (and I don't like eggplant).
The Ugly:
Two words - Turtle tank
...or as my companion described it, the turtle torture tank.
Too many turtles for such a small tank, electrical wires dangling in the water like some MacGuyver built death trap (I saw at least two of the poor animals get stuck and frantically thrash against these wires), and one tiny rock that wasn't big enough for more than one of them at a time. Turtles aren't fish, they need to breathe air and they need to rest - I saw several of them struggle to get adequate purchase on a tiny rock for long enough to gasp a breath.
I've already reported them to to SPCA, and I plan to go back soon and check their condition.