I would give this place one star since they royally fucked up my gin and tonic. That is right. GIN AND TONIC. I could barely drink it-in fact I had them re-mix it with better gin and it was still absolute trash.
The crowd was super gelled or super trashed, and in the horrible slummin' frat boy way. Ugh. Give me the tattooed, black clad hipsters anyday over this striped polo nightmare. I'm pretty sure this is where Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville was re-made by Tim Burton judging by its depressing island feel.
If it weren't for the parking lot and white trash, this place would barely make my radar. This place would suck regardless where it was.