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  • An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and drank bubble tea the next day It's Assam Black tea with your Caramela crepe It's a Honey Milk tea two minutes to-go Isn't it ironic, don't you think It's like Taro slush on your wedding day It's a free sea salt crème when you've already latte'd It's the good boba that you just didn't take Who would have thought, it figures Mr. Play-it-Safe was afraid to slush He packed his Brew Tea loyalty card and kissed his Starbucks goodbye He waited his whole damn life to try that Brown Sugar Milky slushie And as the drink went down he thought "Well, isn't this nice" And isn't it ironic, don't you think It's like Taro slush on your wedding day It's a free sea salt crème when you've already latte'd It's the good boba that you just didn't take Who would have thought, it figures Well bubble tea has a funny way of sneakin' up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And bubble tea has a funny way of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face A Berry Lovers crepe when you've already ate A Hokkaido Milk tea on your vaping break It's like lychee jelly when all you need is honey boba It's meeting the Oolong latte of my dreams And then meeting the beautiful Jasmine Green Tea And isn't it ironic, don't you think A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think It's like Taro slush on your wedding day It's a free sea salt crème when you've already latte'd It's the good boba that you just didn't take Who would have thought, it figures Well, tea has a funny way of sneaking up on you And Cold Brew Coffee with sea salt cream has a funny way of helping you out Helping you out Copyright 2015 Michael K. LLC. "Peace in the Middle East, Rain in Spain"
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