I had the "Illegal chocolate waffle" - Classic waffle drizzled with a 36% caramel chocolate sauce, milk chocolate shavings, served with caramelized bananas, crunchy chocolate wafer balls, chocolate sauce on the side and whipped cream. Now if that picture (shown in original post on my blog) above doesn't look like some sordid orgy of everything you know of breakfast, brunch, chocolate, and sin to be true and what you'd think the last room service order to Britney Spears' hotel room looks like before she shaved her head... then I don't know what does.