I am locovore normally, but I have a soft spot for a few highly specific chain junk-food scenarios. New York Fries poutine with a rootbeer whilst sitting in a mall food court is high atop this *list. For my money, you haven't lived in the western world until you've found a table for one at a mall in Canada and scarfed this poutine.
The poutine itself has squeaky curds, crispy skin-covered fries and dark medium-warm gravy. It's pretty bad according to most, but I love it.
PEPPER'S PISSED at Matt M. One star? Let's go to the mall and buy some jean jackets and eat some poutine. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY_bhVSGKEg&feature=kp
*The other two are:
+Eating a McDonald's McMuffin or Big Mac in a car to signify the beginning of a trip.
+Swiss Chalet delivery straight to my couch, and eating off of their tiny plastic utensils while watching sitcoms. Hashtag extra sauce.