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  • Thought i had found the motherfunkin' holy grail. Alas, it was a near miss. We had been meandering from Lake County all over the east side and ended up on Rockside around midnight. Then i saw the bright yellow light of Long John's and the neon purple of "Drive Thru Open". Could it be, my favorite meal at midnight! Even the dog was losing her shit. She knows the Long John's logo. The drive thru speaker asked for my order. I said "L5- fish and more". Response- "Long John's closes at 10, sir." @#$%^&!! Could have been five stars for you. "All right, nachos bell grande no meat." How do you close half of a store? Sorry, it turns out people don't want fish after ten, but they do want cow and chicken. Does the Dunkin Donuts/ Baskin Robbins have this issue? "Yeah, you can get a donut, but our ice cream churner is sleeping." Whatevs. I proceeded to cruise the streets of Old Brooklyn while sharing nachos with the dog and wife and playing music on my phone. Good thing i have a knee to drive with. I think if i got pulled over that would be like a quadruple citation.
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