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| - Upon arriving, I immediately put in my karaoke request. I'd tell you what song that is, except it is the best karaoke song ever, and as far as I know, I'm the only one to ever sing it. I was swiftly brought to the mic for my performance. I got a few high fives from the audience. Like most karaoke performances, I felt I could have done better. Luckily, I got a second chance. When I was called up for what I thought was my second song selection, I Love Rock and Roll by Joan Jett, it was instead my earlier selection again. When I pointed this out, I was told "Just sing it again." So I did. When I was called up to the mic for the third time, I again thought it would be my second selection, I Love Rock and Roll. It wasn't. It was a completely different song, Bad to the Bone. When I pointed this out, I was told "Well, just try to sing it." So, I was Bad to the Bone, which I think I'm going to rotate into my karaoke portfolio, except there is a one minute long instrumental break in the middle that I had to resort to vaudeville type dance sketches to fill. I guess that will give me something to work on.
The best part: I was in full on Zombie costume.
If what I've described doesn't sound perfect, then maybe you shouldn't be trying to sing karaoke in Cleveland.
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