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  • Gambling involves big risks for big rewards - a description of my experience with this deli. I've been to Schwartz a couple of times and most visits presented me with a juicy fat-gushing sandwich. Despite offering very good smoked meats, I'll explain you why I'll never return. Like always, I order a fatty smoked meat sandwich but during recent stops my sandwich was more than sad. It was dry sad. How can the fattiest option for a sandwich be Sahara dry? Both my girlfriend's and mine had dehydrated boards of meat. I asked the waiter why these barks of protein are so dry. He responded with "Oh it's normal". Just because I'm asian it doesn't mean that I'm a tourist. The meat was no different from eating leftover chicken breast that was nuked in the microwave - texture wise. A copious amount of mustard had to be added to lubricate the food. It seemed like the sandwiches had leftover or bad pieces of meat in them. They even had the audacity to sprinkle 1/3rd of my sandwich with meat croutons that were probably fallen crumbles from slicing this morning's meat. It was clearly not fresh as the meat was almost black and had a shiny hard shell very similar to beef jerky. I've had the same sandwich numerous times before and the quality has never been this terrible to the point where it's comparable to the STM winter services. I shit you not, I was so dissapointed that I had to make a stop to the nearby Second Cup to cleanse my palette with a brownie. Excellent service at that coffee shop by the way. Shout out to the tattooed redhead girl and the hipster janitor for bleaching the bad experience for us. If you're willing to gamble $10 for a sandwich don't be surprised if your money and your meal goes down the drain. To the guys at Schwartz: I've literally had juicier beef jerky at Couche Tard. We can all laugh about this review but seriously, get your shit together. No girls would enjoy their meat dry.
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