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| - So it's like a room, and they have cocktails, and it's like located downtown. Pretty soon, they'll get creative and name a shoe store, The Store on Harmon on the East Side of the Strip Next to the Donut Shop that Sells Shoes. I'm still trying to figure out THEhotel. Really? My sister tells me she's at the hotel, and I'm like what hotel? She's like, do I have to spell it out? THEhotel! And I'm like, what is wrong with your smart phone it capitalized THE. Now she just thinks I'm mentally challenged, which I am, but stuff like this doesn't help.
Nice, dark, mellow joint with a very small bar area unfortunately, but a bartender who loves his cocktails and bitters and I got to taste a few. This is what classic cocktail bartending is all about. Bartenders who take pride in their ingredients and want to share and educate customers. I was at this stupid Disney bar called Rx Boiler Room where they all dress steam punk and the bartenders are all like Disney animatronic characters serving you drinks like slow robots and walking away on their floor rails like Pirates of the Caribbean? You get the point. In fact, I bet you could program one of those pirates to mix your cocktail better AND give you faster, better service. Unfortunate name. My friend tells me he's going to take me to downtown cocktail room. I'm like, what's it called? He thinks I'm mentally challenged too.
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