Got the Yuppie wrap:
Thick-cut bacon definitely not thick-cut and barely any bacon.
Hand-cut fries in the wrap definitely not hand cut.
Sliced avocados in the wrap, none to be seen. Just a tiny smear of avocado "dressing."
I pointed that out to the server. "Oh we never put sliced avocados, always only avocado dressing."
Right, okay. Just blame the menu then. Oh well, airport food.