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  • Winners worst service award!!!!! Congrats!!! Veterans Day holiday so everyplace was packed. McDonalds packed, Peter Piper pizza packed with waits over 1 hour for the buffet. My son was dying to eat something so walking through the parking lot we saw Jimmy John's. EMPTY. First clue right. hahahahaha Anyway I said screw it since I never been to Jimmy Johns before. We go inside and my son wants a meatball sandwich. They say. Nope no meatball. I mean WTF. Who the fuck doesn't have a meatball sandwich. Then he very smugly directs me to a ham sandwich and says they are practically the same thing. I was thinking bro what fucking planet are you from? They aren't even close. I said fine just give me a roast beef and some other unmemorable sandwich. He said do you want combos. I said sure then it came out to over 20 bucks for 2 fucking combos. I only had a 20 dollar bill on me. I was like forget the combos. Just give me the 2 sammys and water. Boom over 15 bucks.... Yeah no joke for 2 small ass sammys. I was thinking wtf am I in NYC or something. This is a fast food chain. Give me a break. Oh wait it gets better. So the sammys come flying out really fast. Then when I open them up I understand why they are fast. There is barely just meat, mayo and cheese on the sammys. No wonder they are fast. There isn't any toppings on the damn things. So we sit down to enjoy our 15 dollar bare dry tasteless sammys, with 2 glasses of water. I finally can't take it anymore and walk over to the worker and say can I get some Jalapenos to put on my sandwich. He says no. Then the manager comes over and says they can't give me sides because it is against corporate policy. I said come on a couple of jalapenos nobody gives a shit. She then says with a condescending attitude that corporate watches the cameras and she doesn't want to break policy. I am not fucking joking. Like corporate has better shit to do then to monitor cameras to see if a few jalapenos get snuck in on over priced fucking sandwiches. I said what about that fresh ass tattoo that you got on your forearm that is dripping ooze all over the food? Is that against corporate policy I say. Of course she just blows me the fuck off and walks away. Look this place is way beyond bullshit. Needless to say I will never never never step foot in a Jimmy Johns the rest of my fucking life... Fuck that whole chain.
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