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| - Some highly-sensitive genius flagged my review of my alma mater. So Yelp HQ removes it and tells me that "it is not relevant, specifically lacks a substantive first-hand experience."
EXHIBIT A | My previous review:
This is where I earned a degree in Design, and learned valuable skills that I use to compose belligerent emails to people:
Dear So and So:
Tonight I come bearing gifts, you stupid self-absorbed ingrate.
Here it is:
~o~
~o~ wwv
~~ _/\_~o~
_/__ _\_
_/ _ ___ \__
_____/__ ____ ___ \_ _____
|ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ|
|LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL|
It's a shit on a cracker.
I hope you choke on it.
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Oh BOO HOO. Hello.This is my beloved university where I most definitely had a lot of FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE during my 4 years there. My previous review is not intended to offend anyone even though it shows a lovingly composed diagram of feces on a cracker...and while it didn't have too many words, it still said something about my real experience there.
If I MUST inject some "useful" info in this review, here it is: I graduated with a degree in Graphic Design. I think that plainly says that you can get an Art degree there with a concentration in graphic design. They don't teach you how to draw turds on crackers, but it's still an environment that nurtures your creativity, however which way you want to do with it. Save the world and design elaborate 64-page annual reports for nonprofit organizations or design the next identity that exceeds what Paul Rand did or perhaps draw poo with flies and stink waves on Yelp.
It's not often that you associate good fine art programs with state universities, but UW has impressive offerings. The Art Department weirdly belongs to the School of Education. Don't let that distract you. US News & World Report ranked UW #1 among Best Education Schools (in Curriculum & Instruction). The graduate program in Printmaking (lithography, serigraphy, etching/intaglio, woodcut, linocut, etc.) is also ranked #1 in the country.
They don't offer minors there, but you can always double or triple major in something. It's a state university, so they are required to admit a good number WI residents who are within a broad GPA range. The ones who can't handle the academics usually drop out out in the first year. As one of the Public Ivys, the tuition is still by far cheaper than Ivy Leagues.
The lakes are beautiful, the winters are frigid, there are still urban young beggars and drunks on State Street, and come spring, all the unscooped dog doo are exposed when the snow melts. But overall, it's a fantastic place to do some real larnin' that gets you jobs after you graduate, unlike the boat loads of MBA & law school hacks who are now on The Apprentice.
Well, I hope you learned something from my wonderful review. Pop quiz tomorrow.
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