Oh Kohls, why do you torment me with all the 20% off coupons you incessantly send me and the non stop sales? Good grief, last week you offered $15 in bonus bucks for every $50 spent. So hard to resist...but I must! Can't fit much more into my closet. Perhaps I can just drop another dress size and start over.
You would think with all the money I save I could buy a bigger house, but it hasn't quite worked out that way. Something's gotta give - see you soon!