Ok I'm going to start with the Starbucks. It's not even a real Starbucks. Of course I knew it wouldn't have all the ingredients of a real one, but they could have at least looked at THEIR secret menu! It wasn't any weird ingredients. And get this... they didn't even take a STARBUCKS CARD. Like even little Starbucks that aren't "real" like this one took the card AND they tried to look at the secret menu. But NO, not with this one. So when I first ordered the caramel frappe, it wasn't blended just right. Their were chunks of large pieces of ice. And it didn't taste like a normal frappe. The second time I ordered it, there was very little whipped cream and a small blob of caramel on the very edge. Oh yeah also there was little cream at ALL. Oh also did I mention that THE WHIPPED CREAM WAS EXPIRED?? Yeah you read that right, expired. You could smell the awful rotten milk smell. I couldn't even drink it anymore. It was awful. Never coming again.