Galley Boy.
The most disgusting sounding burger on the face of the Earth... isn't disugsting at all. It is pure awesome wrapped up in wax paper.
How could two burger patties that have brown sugar in them, slathered in velveeta, barbecue sauce, and tartar sauce, taste good? I don't know. But, I know that it does.
I recommend washing down your Galley Boy with a bologna sandwich. Fried onions on the sandwich don't hurt.
And a peanut butter hot fudge milkshake for dessert and the drive home. Oh God.
We are talking about a place that specializes in soft hot drive-in comfort food. No artisanal bread, no thick angus beef patties, just great diner food cooked on a flat top or in a deep fryer, served fast. Lightning fast. Other reviewers don't exaggerate... the servers SPRINT to and from your car.
I don't get to Swenson's nearly often enough, and my waistline thanks me.