It's Golden Corral. The food is neither great nor bad. It's Golden Corral. The server was around as was appropriate. Refilling our drinks. It's Golden Corral. We all know what to expect. I fully believe that all Golden Corrals are Meccas for carnies. Or at least, aspiring carnies. It's Golden Corral, get it? It's a little pricey for buffet fare, but you get so many options. The food is as plentiful as the clientele is porcine.
Seriously though, get the mac and cheese.
And the mashed potatoes.
On the same plate.
Do it.