| rev:text | 	I checked this place out on a Saturday night with some friends.
Takeaways from my experience here:
1) It's located in the Fox Chapel Yacht Club, which might make you think that it's a fancypants place. It's not. Plastic tables and chairs, outdated decor, typical bar fare, unimpressive beer list.
2) They have an outdoor deck and bar located right on the marina, so you can dine/drink al fresco with lovely views of the river.
3) The food is not great. We got a BBQ chicken pizza, which was drenched in generic, Sysco-style BBQ sauce, with barely-melted (and not nearly enough) cheese, and limited amounts of chicken. Our friends enjoyed their food though (a turkey BLT and cheeseburger), so maybe we just ordered the wrong thing.
4) Service was friendly and attentive. Our drinks were flowing all night.
5) They have live entertainment on most weekends and charge a cover.
6) The clientele that this place draws after dark is amazing. Lots of mullets, incredible Pittsburgh hair, men with shirts unbuttoned and chest hair a'flyin, cougars in leopard-print dresses...
7) The average age of the patrons here is 55+. 
8) This place turns into a giant frat party for the oldsters after 9pm. I'm talking elderly twerking and pole dancing....and no, I am not exaggerating. It's impossible to look away. 
9) Because of #'s 6, 7, and 8, this was one of the most fun nights out I've had in awhile. The people watching doesn't get any better than this....and thus the basis for my 4 (generous) stars. |