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  • Rex Marvin is a tough guy. A man's man. He once wrestled Christina Aguilera for 3 hours over the last Twinkies. Rex lost. Rex is not ashamed. Most men can't get a piece of food away from Christina without a gang of bikers with chains, a Brinks Truck and 4 taser guns. She is a beefy gal. A hungry gal. A motivated Gal. Rex does have one fear. Dentists. Rex cries. Rex yells. Rex runs. Rex hides. Rex once spent four months in Jerry Seinfeld's gums to avoid a dental cleaning. Oh the iron. The man has a mouth like a giant horse from Mars. Warm and filled with Kassia. Rex would rather hide in his mouth then lets hands go in his. Where have those hands been? More importantly...were those hands someone Else's before they were the dentists? You never know. Dentists are insane. Dr. Garhardt is not only a good man but a great dentist. He treated Rex gently...which is the opposite of what Rex usually pays for. Rex has one rule...Gentle in the mouth...okay...that is one rule for him...but the ladies know that isn't true. Right, ladies? you're welcome. the staff is great, they treated Rex with respect and courtesy. The Dr. did good work and Rex is smiling happy. His one tooth is a beautiful shiny green...it could be white how would I know the acid it is kicking in and the corpse of Danny Kaye is back telling me what to do. Horrible things. Thanks, Doc. You rock!
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