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| - 1. The Broth- I like that shit clear AF, with a lil slippery smack in my mouth. I need that anise, clove, and ginger to make a cute lil love child with the salty. These guy's broth had none of these things. It pho king sucked mang. Cloudy ass soup. Flavors off balance.
2. The Meat- If that's what you want to call it. Them shits were, not abundant.. dry coochie, flaps of grey.
3. The Noodles- First, there were not enough of them. Also, the texture was off here. They had no bite to them. The brittle fuckers broke up in my soup and I was left with a bunch of little 1/2 inch rice noodle munchkins that my honky fingers were unable to capture between chopsticks.
4. The Veg- My container was delivered to me with some big ass stems n shit in there. Someone didn't take the time or effort to manicure my herbs properly. No sticks, no stems, no seeds foo. Everybody knows this.
5. The Portion Size vs Price- These guys skimped on everything it seemed. You will pay 10 bones for a small cup of mostly cloudy broth with a couple baby grey shavings of meat, broken noodles, and some stems.
My favorite pho spot serves 2x more food for 30% less money, and the ingredients there are always head and shoulders above what Pho King is dishing up. Plus, dude taking my money at the truck was not friendly. He said,
"$10. Name? Call you when it's ready."
No Thank You. No appreciation. Then he didn't even say my name lol.. He just said! BEEF!.. and put my order on the counter. Shame-
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