Good: The hostesses were very nice.
Better: It was glow-in-the-dark night. I never realized what a toothy smile I have!
BEST: The badminton racket shaped thingie that they use to pick up the stray ping-pong balls. Best job ever!
Unfortunately, almost everything else was bad. Don't get me wrong - being there made me want to indulge in a bit of ping pong myself, but not at this particular locale. The price to play is atrociously high, and the experience is schizophrenic. Loud atonal music prevents any ping pong commentary from the peanut gallery. I'm not sure if Susan Sarandon and Co. intend the place to double as a club, but dancing between the tables sure is awkward. I'd rather get my drank and ping pong on at the Legion.
That being said, I think it's an interesting place for corporate events and probably worth it if you're really into ping pong and get a membership. The beer selection is decent albeit at standard King West prices, and the menu and cocktails look much more interesting than usual pub fare.
Dollars: $43 for an hour of walk-in ping pong and two pints.