This place is pretty damn cool. Sure the drinks aren't top quality, but it's a touristy experience and you get a nice souvenir. I asked for less alcohol so you don't have to get effed up if you don't want to. Forego the plastic Eiffel Tower and get the ceramic Paris bowl instead. Don't worry, you'll still have enough to share! Try the pina colada mixed with the strawberry daiquiri. Thank me later!