You screwed up and forgot you had to celebrate so&so for their graduation/birthday/whatever and you're stuck in Oakland.
Have no fear, Maggie & Stella's is here to offer you kitchen trinkets, quilty bags, and costume jewelry to save your face. If the demographic you are shopping for is an old woman, a young woman with old lady taste, or a 40 year old woman who REALLY enjoys wine, you will easily find something that will please any of those groups.
If you are shopping for someone else, it will be painfully obvious that you just picked something up here because it was close. Hopefully they will just appreciate your lack of forethought and not gift-shame you.
You're better off finding a gift/card/other waste of money in the University Store (formerly bookstore).