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| - I'm the sister of the reviewer below. The psychic said "You feel out of place, like a black sheep."
Um. No. I'm an identical twin, I have grown up with someone who is like me all my life, and we are now separately but continuously dealing with the experiences we all had growing up. In fact I would venture to say absolutely every human being who had the same or similar upbringing I did would have the same or similar core.
Lots of very general things that absolutely made no sense to me. She also started with "money" as I think this is the most important thing in some people's lives. She told me I spend money as it comes. Actually, no, I don't. I'm not spendy and I don't spend lightly, but was encouraged by my awesome sister to go. I've had a healthy savings account for years, in fact, so much so, that I have been living in Cali for over two months and have several more to go before I run out. Thanks, though. She also awkwardly had me "put the $45 in your hand and then hold mine so I can feel the energy" and proceeded with the 'reading' on every subject but money.
She said "three" of my chakras were out of balance, the same three as my twin, isn't that a coincidence!
All the things she was right about could be assumed: I am creative (um. I'm wearing orange shoes, of course I am!) I am in "transition" (When are we not transitioning in life?) and that's about it. Her reading talked about parents, which I don't have, talked about being in love with my ex, which I haven't been since well before we split (thus, we split.) having some guy from the past come around (um, yes, when your facebook status turns to single, there will never be just one "guy from the past.") and asked me a lot of details, said she needed the answers to delve deeper. She even tried to finish a sentence for me, but it got awkward because she was talking at the same time as me. I think this was meant to look like she was finishing a sentence for me. It looked more like she was talking the same time as me.
But apparently I'm destined to have a family and shitloads of kids. Despite the fact I've always wanted to adopt. Anyone want to join my insanely huge family and turn me into a baby making machine?
She also says I'm kind, giving, helping and loving and honest. This is true, but she also described my twin as kind and giving, helping, loving and honest. My twin is assertive, dominant, generous, and extremely loyal, I love her to pieces, but wouldn't generally put her in the "kind" category. She's more in the "tell it like it is and suck it up" category. Thus, her review.
Essentially, we had basically the same reading, but I paid $45 for it, and she paid $90. Three stars for sucking me in :D Thanks for the entertainment.
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