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  • What a phenomenal coffee shop. My roommates have recommended this place for months but I never went because I thought it was just another Caucasian coffee shop recommendation. I'm not racist, but white people love to be like, "Oh, check out this pub/coffee shop I go to..U'll LOVE IT Nish!" Then when I actually go, it's just some hipster barista serving up weirdness like vegan apricot fig squares or some strange gluten-free, fair trade, not-tested-on-animal coffee!! Anyway, I went into the abbott and asked for a french vanilla latte. They didn't sell french vanilla, but the guy said he could come up with a concoction that carries the same vibe. I tipped him $2 immediately. He deserved it cuz he was confident in his ability AND he had a very symmetrical body. THEN, he asked me if I liked whipped cream. HECK YA I like whipped cream mister!!!! Then handed me that cup. I sipped the latte and my knees buckled. I don't know what happened, or how I ended up on the ground, but when I came to, I asked, "Is this heaven?" and the symmetrical guy was like, "No, this is the Abbott." FIVE STARS!!!!!!!!
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