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| - I came to this place with my family on a whim for dinner after a calm day at high park.
I SHOULD HAVE WENT HOME INSTEAD!
The place was PACKED and also THE LONGEST LINE UP for a restaurant I've been in so far.
But then again, you could be optimistic and get over that there's a long line up and enjoy the food, right?..... AS IF!
I waited almost 30 minutes JUST FOR A TABLE!
WHAT THE HELL! And also the line up only goes up to a certain point because it may block the serving window for the waiters, which is understandable.
But again, WHAT THE HELL!?!
The waiter was quite rude in telling us to move, his words were "STOP BLOCKING THE WINDOW! WE NEED TO GET THE FOOD OUT, YOU DON'T MOVE WE CAN'T SERVE FOOD!, GEEZ PEOPLE", and I say to you good sir reading this review, I JUST GOT THERE AND MIND YOU THERE WAS ABOUT 7-10 PLATES OF UNSERVED FOOD IN THE WINDOW!, SO, SO FAR YOUR SO CALLED WAITERS ARE SERVING NOTHING THEREFORE I'M NOT BLOCKING ANYTHING SINCE YOU'RE NOT DOING YOUR JOB!, I did move but, have some decency good sir, I'm hungry and you're being paid do your job and not leave all the food in the window.
After that fiasco, about a good 30 minutes I FINALLY got table! Then I WAITED 10 MINUTES TO GET SOMEONE TO TAKE MY ORDER! again... WHAT THE HELL!?!, not even 3 minutes into waiting for food, the waiter comes back and tells me, "Sorry we don't have your drink currently available", I didn't mind considering how packed the place was so I ordered a soda instead.... after I got a soda, THE EXACT SAME DRINK THEY SAID THAT WASN'T AVAILABLE WAS SOME HOW MAGICALLY REPLENISHED AND GIVEN TO ANOTHER COSTUMER!, SERIOUSLY!?!, I WAITED FOR MY FOOD FOR 2 WHOLE HOURS AND NOTHING SHOWED UP, I asked for a bread basket at about the 1 hour 30 minute mark because I WAS FLIPPING HUNGRY, and the waitress once again said, "We don't have this, some tables have this, some don't"
So Miss waitress, you're telling me, that a restaurant that is ment to serve whatever the costumer orders doesn't have ANYTHING THAT I ORDER! And mind you fellow reader, the place is now a fair bit empty as no one was getting served.
BUT STLL, LESS PEOPLE, LESS ORDERS, LESS FOOD = HIGH PROBABILITY OF YOU GETTING FOOD, and the food I wanted, WAS A FLIPPING APPETIZER, HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE ENOUGH FOOD FOR AN APPETIZER!?!? Gordon Ramsay is swearing and looking down on you in shame, this restaurant would be on Kitchen Nightmares! (By the way, my appetizers was just fried calamari, JUST FRIED CALAMARI!) at this point I lost it, as I am typing right now, it is 9:46pm....... I CAME HERE AT 7:03pm!, I always time my experience so I give you dear reader, a better review.
In short, the waiters are rude and don't do their job, food is left on the window, cold, LONG WAIT TIMES FOR LINE UPS, and that wait time is on infinity for even being served an appetizer or whatever else, there is not enough food for every table therefore no equity in service, No food, did I mention that? A restaurant with no food?, also... NO FLIPPING NAPKINS ON ANY TABLES, RESTAURANTS WITH NO NAPKINS? My WHAT THE HELL, has been upgraded to WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Dear Reader, never come to this place, I could've gone home at the 1h 30min mark and eaten some good old microwave pizza instead of consuming the oxygen around me.
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