You guys, it's Oregano's. Stop expecting fine dining.
The food is borderline meh and good.
The portion sizes are for huge fat American families. Share with each other!
You have to wait for a table. If you don't want to wait for a table you should go somewhere else. Yes, it's often a very long wait. Very, very... Long wait time for a table. It's your choice if you want to wait or not. Don't complain about it. I'm sure every server wishes they could turn the tables faster but they can't.
Just chill out. Have some sangria. And make sure you get a pizza cookie before you leave. YUMMAY