I feel like an evil Disney villain but bah-freaking-humbug.
Those commuting from work in Charlotte to Gastonia live a nightmare every December all because people want to look at some lights on a house... lights on a tree... lights in a bush... tail lights for miles in every direction. Thanks, everyone, for making my commute as miserable as possible for 30 days out of the year, and thank you McAddenville for making some little kids sleepy at the expense of everyone else.
How about moving Christmas Town USA to some place well off of the only two roads leading you to your destination.