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  • TTC you never fail to dissappoint me. As someone who has been duped into paying THOUSANDS for your "world-class" mode of transport I feel it's my duty not to spare you my wagging finger and offer my unflinching review. Today the TTC has closed all train service between Yonge to Eglinton, and replaced it with crap shuttle buses thereby extending my already agonizingly long commute from East to North York to an unnerving hour and a half and that's ONE-WAY!!! And what's up with this so-called new "Toronto Rocket" train? I'm beginning to think it's the stuff of urban myth as I take the Yonge line EVERY day and have yet to encounter the phenomenon. To top it off on any given week I can expect 1) Missing my bus COMPLETELY and having to wait another half hour for the following bus even though I have consistently arrived in a timely manner 2) totally incoherent ramblings blasted on subway speaker systems regarding delays or redirections that apparently cost thousands to "upgrade" 3) Disgusting subway cars and buses, with crust(?) on the seats and the rank stench of I don't want to know what!!! On top of the inefficiencies of theTTC here's a sampling of what other unpleasantries you can expect to see/or experience on any given day using the TTC a) Someone with Tourette's scare the bejeezus out you (initially) with random profanity outbursts b) A marriage or date proposal, always from someone disarmingly creepy/butt ugly with hella confidence c) Homeless folks sleeping, which is fine I guess, but once the stench of urine/years of compounded B.O. starts to waft over it's downright repulsive d) See girls (most often Asians) do their FULL makeup/hair routine on the subway, C'MON girls! I understand a swipe of lipstick or a pat of powder but 1) I should not be subject to hairspray fallout and 2) You don't look much better from what you looked like to begin with and my #1 unpleasantry e) Collective bad/morning breath For reference here's a handy map/chart thingy of my observations while people watching on the Bloor Danforth subway [1] Kipling Ossington-Spadina Bay Yonge ------------------------------------------------------------------------continued below Meh cool poseurs Oh God! Pape Vic Park ----------------------------Eastbound Sketchy---------------------------- *Honourable mention goes to Old Mill station for it's scenic view and to Chester for inspiring ruthless stair-climbing So much for calling our transit "The Better Way" more like "It's better to give Beck Taxi your business" [1] This is solely for entertainment purposes and to reflect the views of the reviewer, me, and not meant to insult anybody ;)
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