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  • My terrifyingly hot girlfriend and I stayed here while we were looking to move to North Carolina. I had my suspicions when we first drove up. I did not expect anything really considering the price. Well we didn't get anything so I guess I was spot on. Good golly Miss Molly what a dump! I wouldn't let my dead pets stay here, let alone living creatures with functioning olfactory systems. I worked in EMS, for sometime and the hallway smelled like a dead body that had been covered up (poorly) with mothballs and elephant feces. The hallway carpet was utterly filthy and discolored, worn bare in spots and obviously stained with the tears of those who had chosen to spend the night here before us. Upon entering the room, I believe the first thing I said with my perfectly formed ,but brutally manly lips, was "Fuck This." Yes, that was exactly it. The room had a greasy, moldy feel to it. I was hesitant to even pull back the sheets, but I did. Later that night after consuming quite a bit of Jameson's and Old Meck, the room didn't seem so terrifying, In summation, don't stay here. Its a vile, vomitous place, where apparently they keep dead bodies in the utility closets and vacuum the halls with barbed wire and broken glass.On a positive note, with the money you save staying here, you can afford to drink enough whiskey that you damage all your senses enough , not to mind it that much.
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