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  • The negative reviews on here are pretty hilarious. Do you guys even have any idea what you're actually in the market for when you are shopping for a product? Are these people the same people who complain about a lack of organic vegetables at a Texas BBQ restaurant? Or no top-shelf liquor at the local dive bar? Do you get upset that your Kia doesn't have premium leather seats and doesn't go 0-60 in under 4 seconds? Fergawdsakes people, this is a Chinese-style, budget massage joint. It's $20/hour. Yes, people are all in the same room, and yes, you'll have to strip down to your underwear and get under the covers in a unisex room (I wonder if the same people freaking about 5 seconds of immodesty are the same ones wearing sexy swimsuits at the Palms or Hard Rock pools in summer). And yeah, maybe your masseur or masseuse doesn't speak English that well (while hipster Yelpers loooove it when no one in the restaurant speaks English; it's apparently a problem when the person with their hands on your back doesn't know the difference between subjunctive and conditional tense). Trust me folks, I've been to China many times and been to their massage joints. You're getting an authentic and legit experience (well, except here in Vegas no one is smoking in the room). If you don't like it, don't downvote the joint because you're too ignorant to know what you're getting yourself into. Otherwise you're the Yelper who gives the Indian restaurant one star because "I don't really like Indian food". Can we at least agree that those people suck?
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