I fell in love with a hooker
She laughed in my face
So seriously I took her
I was a disgrace
I was out of line, I was out of place.
Out of time to save face
See the open mouth of my suitcase
Say'in leave this place
Leave without a trace (3X)
I tried to get a good job
With honest pay
I might as well join the mob
The benefits are okay.
Soul Asylum "Without a trace"
Yeah, I'm that old and pervy. Wow, these girls are amazing! If you pay enough, they might be your stripper girlfriend. I don't know your name ( insert stripper name) but I think you're beautiful ( OK I was drunk and thinking out loud )
Remember, if you get a taxi ride here, YOU DONT PAY the taxi, the club covers it. And if they tell you I'll make you happy if you go to the VIP room with me, HA! You might reconsider...it's $100 for a five minute with no happy ending. You will get boobies in your face though.
TNA Stan aka Tits and Ass