You know what's better than Magic Mike?
Magic John at Space Massage
Deserves another round of applause
Gained a new fan, a new addition to your entourage
Muscles so tight
Had a girl losing the fight
Not a very pretty sight
But you got me on that table
Unstable. Disabled.
Worked your magic and I became enabled
to walk again, work again, and most importantly, twerk again
I love how you can read my body
then customize a massage, leaving my joints feeling groggy,
relaxed, and back in alignment
your focused touch is a refinement
I leave the studio feeling like a happy Buddha
who just got back from relaxing in the Bermudas