I had purchased bagels and donuts for my new daylight "colleagues," but I didn't want to omit my former evening shift comrades, so 3 large pizzas acted as my going-away gift to them.
A half an hour later, I inquired about the pies.
"Hey Darren, man, thanks for the pizza. That shit was good."
"You're welcome. Is there any left?"
"Uhhhh. I dunno. Lemme get back to you, ok?"
And with that, my co-worker split like James Brown at the Apollo.
I jogged to the dumpster outside the dock.
3 empty pizza boxes were laying inside.
30 cuts of pizza were obliterated within 30 minutes. In the hot summer sun, I got...chills for my co-workers are indeed...
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