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  • My real gripe about this shop is that they don't carry enough in the line of women's mountain bikes. They say that they do, but they don't. Wait, wait, I know, you're saying to yourself "Ian, you allegedly have a penis, why are you griping about there not being enough women's bikes? Are you tucking and riding again? Naughty, naughty Ian!" No, dear friends, I am not going all James Gum from Silence of the Lambs on a nice pink bike while riding at night looking for big fat fat girls to make skin dresses from. Trust me, I'm not. One of the things I enjoy in life is being able to have my intimate partner (or girlfriend) come do the outdoor type activities that I love so much. One of my favorite things I can do with my girlfriend is riding bikes. However, she's short, and has t-rex arms, so I needed to find a Women's Specific bike for her. Landis advertised that they had a whole section, but when we went in to find her a high end scoot to come play on, they had NOTHING. What they did have was suitable for paved trails and around Tempe Town Lake or for bar rides. Not for trail riding behind her favorite fat man. Normally for this I would give a place 1 star, I hate it when a place misrepresents what it is they have and what it is they stand for. They got two stars back because every other time I've been in they've had what I've needed when it comes to tubes, small parts, socks, etc. The staff is helpful and for the most part very cheery. They would have garnered four or five stars even if not for the lack of women's rides.
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