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| - This place is like one big party house. The loud music, the big plates of food, and large beers.
However, if you have a free beer coupon, don't expect to get much, you still have to spend big money on a meal to get a 10oz beer. Yep, a little tiny beer, not one of those large mugs.
The food was ok. It was extremely salty. The beer was... well... beer. For sure wasn't worth $20 for a liter. Oh, and if you want to drink it out of the "das boot", expect to pay even more, those boots are extra. (side note: my server mentioned the gift shop and told us that as servers, they're required to sell retail or they get fired.)
They do spankings. A full on spanking with a wooden paddle on the behind. All you have to do is buy a shot. Crazy. But OMG that s**t hurts!! Those girls seem to have a lot of pent up aggression. The guys aren't too nice either. Expect a bruise for a souvenir.
This wouldn't be a helpful review if it didn't include the employees:
The host(s) look pissy. Not very friendly and sure as hell didn't make the place feel welcoming.
The server(s) are sad. They may smile at you and speak to you all positively and happy, but have you ever just people watched a server? The servers at this place walk around looking miserable. They don't look happy.
The random man standing against the wall. Seems important, but looks like a jerk. Doesn't smile, doesn't socialize, and looks like he's looking for something to go wrong. He was on his phone the whole time except when he'd wander in and out of the kitchen.
The manager(s) are usually the easiest to find. The ones who hold down the fort. The one manager I noticed was a guy who seemed to run around frantically the whole night. He should have been the calmest of the entire bunch.
When you see this kind of DEPRESSING CHAOS in a business, you have to wonder where it's coming from. It doesn't just come from us customers.
I don't think I'll be returning by personal choice. I would much rather go somewhere with a better vibe that doesn't empty my wallet.
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