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  • Dayum Kitch! You've worked up a hella bad rep on yelp?! But you know what Kitch? I like you, you did me right last night for Wednesday Karaoke; I had a grand ol' time and for sheezy wanna come back again and butcher Whitney Houston while chowing down on your 5 dollar menu!!!!! First off, Dawn, our Bartender for the night, is an AWESOME HUMAN. Round of applause for Dawn, you killed it! She was super nice and when I asked for a Bourbon sour, the sweetheart spent close to 5 minutes lovingly slaving away at crafting a sour from FRESH LEMON JUICE. She didn't focus on anything else (even waiting patrons wanting a drink) until she was done with her drink making ritual. I cannot front on that tbh. Bless your heart Dawn, anyone who passionately and intensely crafts a cocktail is a girl after my own heart. She was generally attentive, helpful and started up a tab for me, charged me all the right prices and was on top of her bartending game. A++ For Dawn! Eventually, all the karaoke yodeling got me peckish, and I'll be honest, I was scared to try the food, when an establishment boasts a $5 menu - the food is USUALLY gonna be a hot mess, and after gandering at some yelp reviews for this place, I approached my BBQ pulled pork quesadilla with some trepidation. But you know what? That queso was tight...as far as 5 dollar queso's go. I mean, let's be honest guys, this isn't a 3 Michelin star'd establishment, you're going to get some middle of the road bar food, but for what it is, I kinda loved it. The pork was sweet and flavorful, that might have been the case cause it was slathered in BBQ sauce, but frik it, I enjoyed it in full. It was a touch on the salty side, but after a few bourbons, my body was like YAAAASSS SODIUM OM NOM NOM F U HANGOVER I'M GOOD. And big-ups to Margaret who's a great Karaoke host, sweet as pie (really, she's truly an angel) and if she's feeling generous, she'll let you try your hand at "I'm every woman." The only downside for the night is waiting for the Dufferin bus, and then getting to college and discovering the college streetcar was another 30 minutes away (we had to take a quick cab ride home at like...3 AM) So yea, Kitch is kinda in the middle of nowhere, so please bring some cab fare kids!
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