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| - My definition of unicorn pills: they exist, but either not many people have actually seen them or don't want to believe they help!
As I type this, a question popped in my head as to why more women don't do this. You have a placenta, you know where to find Jodie ( Jodie, say "hi") and you have the means to pay because, fess up, if you're on Yelp you spend way too much money eating out, so you can afford her services. Besides, I read she gives discounts for people in the service ( military, police, firefighters...).
Jodie came, I was feeling a little chatty, we talked about life, kids, penciled on women's rights, she boiled my placenta and then left to come back roughly 24 hours later to a dehydrated placenta. Grinded, encapsulated and gave me the educated speech on how to take them.
I also heard she's a boombastic photographer and would love to try this side of her service one day when I have my body, and mind, back which will hopefully be back by taking my "magical" pills. :D
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