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| - I'm not a really picky eater. For the most part, even if food is sub-par, I'll still eat it. Soggy fries, whatever. Sloppy burger, no big deal. Dry chicken breast, it's cool. I actually think McDonald's and White Castle are pretty great for what you spend.
I'd never been to checkers before, so after a few drinks last Friday I figured I'd give it a shot. That was a huge mistake. After spending a few bucks on a #1, I took my food home to enjoy it...or so I thought.
The burger was by and large the worst fast-food burger I've ever had. I have pretty low standards, man, and that thing was just not. good. But I was a little sauced, so I finished it. Onto the fries.
What in the name of soggy flavorless potato hell just went into my mouth? Maybe that was a bad one. Nope, still awful flavorless mush. Those went into the bin uneaten.
I will say though, the Coke that I got was what I expected - but that's nearly impossible to mess up.
Oh, dear yelpers, I wish the story ended there. Imagine my surprise when Sunday morning rolls around and something just...isn't quite right. I feel a little sour. My muscles seem a little fatigued. I feel warm and just a bit bloated...and then comes the lower abdomen rumble of doom.
While I spent the remainder of the day with my rear doing a dramatic recreation of the fire-hose from "Backdraft" I had plenty of time to reflect upon what I may have eaten that could have cause such violent business - and I settled upon the poor, poor quality food that came from this fine establishment. This continued until Thursday evening. Food poisoning was amazing! I lost an entire 8 pounds over the course of the week. Thanks, checkers, for accelerating my diet!
TL;DR: I ate here. It wasn't good. I got food poisoning and was ill for 6 days.
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