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| - For my 69th review, I thought I'd go a little raunch and review the infamous Remington's Men of Steel!
John F's Remington's review before me is pretty epic and gets down to the main business of what Remington's is, that being a strip club geared for men,
so I shall relate about it from a strictly female perspective.
Truth be told the whole atmosphere is pretty balls out funny...get it :D . I mean watching a woman (depending on how attractive/nimble she is of course!) strip is pretty sensual, but watching a guy dance in a scanty cave man getup with NO rhythm, disrobe and spin his privates around meatspin style is just redonkulous!
Sundays here is the only night ladies are allowed in so basically it's all the horn dog "straight" or bi strippers or "gay for $$$" boys that come outta the woodwork to get some punani action.
You'd think some of them are male nymphos just "working" to scratch an itch as some of them are pretty keen on asking you for a private dance of which costs $20 & takes place upstairs in booths. Drinks here are outrageously priced as is the case at most adult clubs.
The lineup of dancers range from flaccid to OMG!!! and have the usual cheesy/ironic stag names that are either astrological, animal or porn inspired. I'll say 80% of them have no business dancing on a stage, and about the same percentile aren't lookers either but if your lucky to catch one, there are the odd fellas here who both look good and who can actually work a mean pole routine.
Everytime I've come here with a shy friend, she emerges a boy/man crazed fiend, throwing money and screaming at the dancers like Old Mexican dudes throw $$ and scream at cock fights (hmmm?) either that or the shy girls are embarassed to the hilt by some of the dancers flirtatiousness.
Washroom facilities are downstairs and don't think just because this is mainly a men's club there is no ladies room because there is a separate WC just for us and oh look, it's right next to the changeroom where the dancers prep before they take the stage. You may even get fleeting glimpses of some hot locker room action as the doors open and close surreptitiously.
Weird observation #1 Many dancers on stage keep their socks on after fully disrobing (wtf ? being fully nude with white socks in black light does not make for a sexy look!) as this is where they stuff their tips or worst case loonies.
Weird observation # 2 If you really find yourself vacillating if a dancer is straight or gay just look at his boxers. If they are super gleamingly clean and look brand spanking new, he's most probably gay but if they're kinda shabby or there's holes in them... Bingo! that's a straight guy.
So ladies, if you are looking for an alternative to a night out from the usual boring clubbing, try Remington's on a sunday as it's perfect for shits'n' giggles and remember whatever happens at Remington's, stays at Remington's ;)
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