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| - If I were you, I wouldn't eat here. ...But, I would drink here.
Great selection of beers. Most notably, they have 2 of my top 3 on draft: Guinness and Four Peaks Hop Knot. The roasted, salted peanuts they have stashed everywhere are really good too. Not sure what sort of magic incantation made them so special, but they were rather addicting and went well with the beers we were enjoying. Good happy hour prices too.
However, the food? Whoa, there's some really bad food here. Tastes like they don't even have a chef in-house. Instead, it tastes like there's a talentless, amateur cook back in the kitchen...with no tastebuds...and who hates food. I'm not even sure there's any real cooking going on. Judging by the quality of the food served to us, I'd say there's a freezer, a can opener, and a microwave back there.
The pizza was atrocious. I've had frozen pizzas that have tasted better. In fact, this pizza tasted like it WAS a frozen pizza, only a very bad one. The hotdogs? Imagine the worst ball-park style hotdog you've had at a sporting event. The Uncle Bear's dog is worse. The fries were blah. All of the food we ordered was really lousy. No quality. No flavor. No passion. Just unwrap package, heat, serve. Even the thought of eating the food now makes me queasy.
The staff was decent--no better, but no worse. The place feels dirty from all of the peanut shells on the ground. But, it might feel dirty even without the peanut shells on the ground.
Overall, I am NOT a fan. I don't imagine I'll be back. If you find yourself here, enjoy the delicious peanuts and beers, but save your appetite for later.
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