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  • The cleanliness of this store is simply breathtaking. Never in my life have i seen such a sharp, beautifully- maintained establishment of any sort. I am what you could call a connoisseur of janitorial arts. I pay attention to the little things, the details, the finer aspects of sanitation. The direction the toilet paper hangs, the amount of pressure needed to function the soap dispensers, the ratio of dirt particles to overall floor tiles. The amount of wet floor signs needed to safely warn pedestrians of a hazardous floor. (Use as little as possible to maximize floor space, but enough to warn of the potential disaster.) I must say, this store hit it out of the park...The aroma- i felt as thought I had walked into an English garden and urinated into a River of Dreams. For a moment, I contemplated eating my organic caesar salad in the restroom, just to feel a touch of elegance while i dined. I'm not sure what Master of Sanitation you have watching over your store, but he is truly a master at his craft... a young child vomited down the cereal aisle, and within seconds, the young man of great courage and strength came frolicking down the aisles with mop and bucket in hand. Within seconds, he had once again reclaimed the potentially hazardous situation back to its original state. He was victorious. A few minutes later, I noticed a full garbage can. I was just about to raise my concern with the manager, Steve I believe his name to be, about this unsanitary scenario. Before I could even mutter my first word, I saw this Cleanliness Warrior rush over with a garbage bag in hand. He so elegantly and extravagantly replenished the garbage with a fresh, empty bag and disposed of the old one. After that, I see him helping an elderly woman across the parking lot, assisting her with her grocery bags. Is there anything this Superman can't do.... Wow... I must end this review before my emotions get the better of me. Great work Whole Foods Tempe. I look forward to my future return to your Castle of Clean.
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