They have a nut bar!
That's how you know you're in a rich person's grocery store! Oh yeah, and the people who work here ACTUALLY say hi to you like they mean it. AMAZING!
I go here just because for a brief moment, I'm treated like they want me to shop here and no one follows me around to make sure I don't steal anything. There are also no long lines because no one uses coupons or government issued WIC checks here. Only the money of sugar daddies, sugar mommas and money that grows on trees are appreciated here. For a brief moment, they think I'm a rich white woman and I think I am too.
But when I go home with my supermarket fried chicken and a 6-pack of MGD, reality hits and I'm back where I started. Ahhh... Safeway, you make me feel so white.