Why do I love it? I don't know. Who came up with the idea that stuffing some pizza dough with unspiced tomatoes and mozzarella? Some dude with no style. And yet....
And yet I crave it sometimes, the same way I crave another opportunity to watch Beetlejuice or lie in bed while snow is falling outside. It's freeaking cozy.
Eat here. Not for the adventure, but because you are having a day where you feel kind of like a bone-crunching baller, an on-the-road jerky-and-cheese trucker, a flannel-wearing logger, a video-game-playing shulb, or Kevin Smith.
I swear, Kevin Smith is their target audience.