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  • No, no, no. Firstly, the facility is beautiful and everyone I encountered was friendly, if a little too overbearing. (I swear, our waiter was at our table every 3-5 minutes, interrupting our conversation to check on us and ask a question. Enough with the check-ins already, give us some time to dine uninterrupted!) Secondly, I sat down and my menu is sticky and wet and that set the tone for a less than stellar experience. What I take away when I encounter a sticky, wet menu is that at some recent point someone wiped it down with a wet towel but they didn't get it fully clean. or dry, so they did a crap job overall; and I'm about to dine here. Yay. Lastly, the food came and I was horribly disappointed. I ordered the Lobster Alfredo with Shrimp and a 5" Petite Filet. That's a lot of high end items on my fettuccini for $18.99 so I expected a pretty decent lunch. Sadly it wasn't good at all. The pasta wasn't hot and wasn't cold, it was...tepid? The presence of lobster was non-existent in the weak flavored pasta sauce. (Perhaps they waived a piece of lobster over the sauce as it was cooking? That's the only possible explanation.) The shrimp were on the ragged edge of being undercooked, too soft to the touch and still lightly translucent in places, a telltale sign of being underdone. And finally, one half of my petite filet was nothing but sinewy tendons, leaving me all of 2.5" of meat for my lunch; that annoyed me because I'm a girl that likes her meat. (TWSS!) My 9 year old son ordered the kid's mac and cheese for $4.99 from the kid's menu and received...wait for it...a bowl of lukewarm Kraft mac and cheese and nothing more. Not a small side of fruit, or fries, or anything else to lessen the insult that I just dropped $5 on a small bowl of mac and cheese that would cost me less than fifty cents to buy at the store and get enough to serve the whole family. Ah, but I forget that I am paying for the ambience of this place: sticky menus, and incessant interruptions, and all!! I ordered a side of sweet potato fries for $3.99 for my 4 year old daughter and her food was the only thing that was good about the whole dining experience! And don't even get me started on the price of the games at this place. The word exorbitant comes to mind. Nah, my experience here was no good. My dining partner's experience was no better, having ordered a Chinese Salad that came generously mixed with finely diced kale, when she despises kale and it wasn't listed as an ingredient in the salad on the menu. She spoke to a manager and got her horrid salad removed from her bill. I just sucked it up and paid my bill in full and felt queasy all day long after eating one of those undercooked shrimp. :/
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