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| - There's A Reason It's Free...
Because no one would pay to see this. It's bad. Really bad.
The only "singing" was done in a studio years ago. They don't even try to pretend they aren't lip synching, only one of the girls even wears a headset, and none of the guys do. What's even worse is that they didn't get a good singer to do the backing track. The girl on the track isn't even a good singer, and auto tune wasn't even able to save her voice (you will be able to tell its auto tuned). And not only is the singing bad, the songs are bad too. About 1/3 of each of the songs is just them screaming (or lip synching to prerecorded screams).
The "fighting" only last about thirty second between four characters. It isn't staged sword fighting, it's just a choreographed dance with sword props.
The "acting" is better than the fighting and the singing, but only because it couldn't be any worse. And they don't even say their own lines, that's right, they even lip synch their spoken lines.
The "plot" makes no sense, and the script is poorly written, no need to expand on that.
And lastly, the "dancing". It's the one of the better things about the show, by process of elimination, because the acting, fighting, and singing are all worse. The choreographer did a bad job. The men don't even know how to dance, you're guaranteed to see half of them miss their marks, do a move backwards, or do something with their right hand while everyone else does it with their left. The women move about like their even a strip club, even when no music is playing. While one girl is reciting (oops, I mean lip synching) her lines, two or three of the others will be grinding on the stair banister or flipping their hair while leaning on a pole, I mean sail mast. Seriously, the dancing is like being at a strip club, except that at a strip club you at least get up close to the dancers. But hey, they don't want to train the dancers for more than a week.
That just leaves hot bodies and special fx. The special fx are good, lot's of fire, and one of the ships sinks. The girls have nice bodies, but the show is clearly meant for men, because the men in the show look like chippendale rejects.
Like I said, free for a reason. If you want a high production strip club, but don't want to shill out a few singles to get close to the dancers, then go see it. Bring your kids, but they won't be kids anymore when you leave!
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