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| - Hey gang, I made my first appearance here, yesterday as a matter of fact and I remember upon walking in, thinking, hmmmm, something smells good, is that? Is that bacon? Wait, maybe it's sausage but it's definitely of the pork family.
As I got in line with my 6 year old and 14 month old, I told them, "by golly they do have bacon and sausage here!" and the kids were all like "yayyyyyyy" but that was about the time I noticed the two police officers standing around holding coffee. I immediately knew that the coffees must have been espresso because it were black, I'm sure these coppers would've had that cup in handcuffs or would've shot it loads of times, just because. They would've said something like "oh, I thought it had a gun but it was only a heat protector thingy wrapped around its waist".....nonetheless, I had to inform the kids that the smell may have been the police officers and not the food.
They had sad faces but as we reached our turn in line, the staff feller was so nice, it didn't matter if they had or hadn't the eating kind of bacon at all because we got grilled cheese, hot coca and a fucking latte holmes!
All were satisfactory, I might add. The decor was intriguing and the kind of intriguing that I liked. The patio was spacious but Mother Nature peed all over it and everything was damp still. The people inside were pleasant and didn't seem to mind my 14 month old waddling around and staring at them for long periods of time, creating potential creepy prolonged eye contact but since she was so cute and little, it was seen as adorable instead of eerie.
I'll definitely be back even if they allow wild animals inside!!!
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