Things I ordered:
1) Jumbo pretzel - Served with spicy mustard, sweet mustard, and some combo of cheese spread. A slightly crispy outside, with a nice chewy inside. The cheese spread was delicious. The pretzel was good, but would've been better if it was warm.
2) Hofbrauhaus hahnchen - Grilled chicken with a mushroom sauce and spatzle. The chicken was nice and juicy, the mushroom sauce was nice and not intensely mushroomy, but the spatzle was annoying bland. It was my first time having spatzle, so I wasn't sure what I should have expected, but no amount of sauce was able to help it out.
Our server's name was Sam, and she was awesome. She gave us some great advice about the menu and was very funny. The smacking of the butts with the shots was truly entertaining. It was dinner and a show! Major down side was how outrageous the prices were. Outrageus!