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| - I tried. I really did. The service is terrible, the food is slow and uninspired, bland and overpriced.
Came with my kids, and after waiting 15 minutes (there were 4 tables including ours with 2 servers, a manager and 2 people in the kitchen) to have our order taken they serve the table behind us that sat down 5-10 minutes after us! I ask if we can order and she says she'll be right back. That was a lie.
I order and the server cannot comprehend basic "salsa on the side". It is repeated many, many times. We have to have a discussion about what this means; there is pico and salsa listed on the menu for the dish. She has apparently never read the menu? Dish comes with salsa al over. She argues with me when I point it out, and when I say "we had a whole conversation about it" she admits the kitchen made a mistake. Ya, I know. But charge me full price, why don't you?
Underripe tomatoes. Guacamole tastes rancid - I give it back and tell her (politely, quietly) that the guac tastes off and she very thoughtfully charges me anyway for inedible guacamole. We sent the whole order back and got charged?
Fish tacos are dripping with grease and include half a too big "shred" of cabbage and the vein of the tilapia intact so I get to also enjoy improperly prepared, under seasoned fish (there's a reason to cut that vein our - IT TASTES BAD) to go with the rotten guac I paid for. Great. The other dishes were okay, but it took FIFTY minutes to be served - table that came in after us was leaving as we got our food. It cost almost $90 and we had one app and only water plus four mediocre mains. I get it is homemade (not sure which part?) but it sucked and was super expensive. The service was bizarre and only adept at ignoring us or smiling. I have no idea how it was on a tv show for anything other than a restaurant makeover program. What a shame.
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